【每日一笑】 - 怎么对付骗子的电话（1）

[rakeiMN]

最近总收到骗子的电话，尤其是什么出入境管理局，心烦，于是想到一招。
收到号码显示+86 (21) xxxx xxxx，点接听，然后按9，再然后等人工服务。
这时候，我说，“我这里比较吵，你等一下，我找一个安静的地方。”

然后， 我立即找到提前准备好的的铁盆，先跟对方说，“你说什么？我听不清。” 这个时候把手机放在桌子上，用铁盆盖住，然后拿一个铁勺子，猛敲铁盆。多敲几下。就这样弄了几次后，对方就消失了，再也收不到这个骗子电话了 。怀恋中......

你可以分享一下你怎么对付这帮骗子的呢？ 欢迎转发。
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[总书记]

这是很久以前华人上的帖子，怎么搬运过来了？

[fortyNiner]

I do similar things now.
I first spoke in a low voice hoping the other guy would tune up his volume. Then I screamed as loud as I could. Then I did not have calls from them for about two weeks. Just as I thought it worked, I got calls from them again. I did the same thing again about ten days ago, and so far they have not yet harassed me.

[fortyNiner]

Damn it! Got called again today.

[赖美豪中]

我一般就把本地fbi field office电话给他们，说你们找错人了，这是我朋友的电话

最近总收到骗子的电话，尤其是什么出入境管理局，心烦，于是想到一招。
收到号码显示+86 (21) xxxx xxxx，点接听，然后按9，再然后等人工服务。
这时候，我说，“我这里比较吵，你等一下，我找一个安静的地方。”

然后， 我立即找到提前准备好的的铁盆，先跟对方说，“你说什么？我听不清。” 这个时候把手机放在桌子上，用铁盆盖住，然后拿一个铁勺子，猛敲铁盆。多敲几下。就这样弄了几次后，对方就消失了，再也收不到这个骗子电话了 。怀恋中......

你可以分享一下你怎么对付这帮骗子的呢？ 欢迎转发。
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推荐一个免费看小说的App, 可以多源搜书，也可以听书，确保你可以找到你喜欢的小说。
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/%E4%B9%A6 ... 1667987548

[赖美豪中]

上次有个sb还真打了，回答气呼呼说要把电话打关机，笑尿了，我说你赶紧得

我一般就把本地fbi field office电话给他们，说你们找错人了，这是我朋友的电话

[macrofish]

我一般打开pornhub

[pnh689]

我告诉他们这是我公司电话，都有录音的，麻烦给我打个人电话，然后给他们收到的另外一个骗子的电话号码

我一般就把本地fbi field office电话给他们，说你们找错人了，这是我朋友的电话

[Highly]

我告诉他们这是我公司电话，都有录音的，麻烦给我打个人电话，然后给他们收到的另外一个骗子的电话号码

本年度最好

[fukwumao]

最近总收到骗子的电话，尤其是什么出入境管理局，心烦，于是想到一招。
收到号码显示+86 (21) xxxx xxxx，点接听，然后按9，再然后等人工服务。
这时候，我说，“我这里比较吵，你等一下，我找一个安静的地方。”

然后， 我立即找到提前准备好的的铁盆，先跟对方说，“你说什么？我听不清。” 这个时候把手机放在桌子上，用铁盆盖住，然后拿一个铁勺子，猛敲铁盆。多敲几下。就这样弄了几次后，对方就消失了，再也收不到这个骗子电话了 。怀恋中......

你可以分享一下你怎么对付这帮骗子的呢？ 欢迎转发。
-------------------
推荐一个免费看小说的App, 可以多源搜书，也可以听书，确保你可以找到你喜欢的小说。
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/%E4%B9%A6 ... 1667987548

没有法拉第效应？

[rakeiMN]

我告诉他们这是我公司电话，都有录音的，麻烦给我打个人电话，然后给他们收到的另外一个骗子的电话号码

然后两个骗子愉快的聊了很久，互相交换了照片和账号。

[Highly]

然后两个骗子愉快的聊了很久，互相交换了照片和账号。

让我想起一只鸡和一只鸭那个段子，完事后大家都等着对方给钱

[YouHi]

我觉得可以用ChatGPT+语音系统来和骗子对话。LOL

[rakeiMN]

我觉得可以用ChatGPT+语音系统来和骗子对话。LOL

骗子： 我是中国海关，这里有一份你的文件，请问你是xxx吗？
ChatGPT: 是的，是的，请问你有什么问题？
骗子： 你的这份文件有问题，我需要问你几个问题。
ChatGPT： 好啊，好啊，问吧，我都等不及啦。

[pnh689]

我是受TED Show的启发，看到这个show之后，正好收到一个Email，然后按照视频中的方法跟骗子你来我往的玩了几天...




下面是当时Email的内容，挺好玩的，有时间的话，可以逗逗这些骗子们，然后把他们拉黑，不能总让他们骗我们，对吧？

Abdullah Al Zahrani <az5104791@gmail.com>
You
I will forward your details to him to contact you

On Wednesday, May 29, 2019, Derek Reid <xxx@hotmail.com> wrote:
The proper way should be you forward the below info to your attorney since he is working on your behalf and following your instructions only.

From: Abdullah Al Zahrani <az5104791@gmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, May 28, 2019 1:39 PM
To: Derek Reid
Subject: Re: Contact

Thank you please give him the attorney details to contact

On Tuesday, May 28, 2019, Derek Reid <xxx@hotmail.com> wrote:
Hi Abdullah,

I think about it very carefully and realize it would be better to have my attorney work with you on my behalf to get it done in a more professional way and he can expedite the process for sure since he has a lot of experiences for transferring money across the world. His name is Davis Home, and his email is anitala@e-apollo.lv and you can find out more about his detailed info on http://24n.sergelt.info/


Thanks,

Derek






From: Abdullah Al Zahrani <az5104791@gmail.com>
Sent: Friday, May 24, 2019 12:38 PM
To: Derek Reid
Subject: Re: Contact





That is the only details of the attorney Benson Odeh , work with him and he will get the process done

Abdullah

On Fri, May 24, 2019 at 7:19 AM Derek Reid <xxx@hotmail.com> wrote:
Hello Abdullah,

I want to make a deal with you. Seriously! Why you give me" Benson Odeh"'s name and so called "CHAIRMAN UDEFIAGBON CHAMBERS"?

I couldn't find out that law firm and Mr Beson. If you want to get it done, please give me some correct info, so we can push it forward to get it done.

Thanks,

Mr. Derek Reid




From: Abdullah Al Zahrani <az5104791@gmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, May 21, 2019 11:16 PM
To: Derek Reid
Subject: Re: Contact

Hello
Thank you for accepting this proposal without any delay

I have arrange for Bank Affiliated Attorney
(International lawyer) that will stand on your behalf to receive the total fund in your home account.
The attorney will get you affidavit of claim from High Court Of justice. We have no time, this is life time opportunity because I can not allow Directors of my bank to take the money for
their personal use.

Note: Contact The attorney i have talk to him about you.
You will tell him that you are next of kin to inherit the $28,500,000.00 (Twenty Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) in the Escrow core account with Gulf International Bank, That you want him to stand as your attorney to receive the total fund because you cannot make any trip here at this Moment that Late Mr. Guerra is your Family.
We need to get this done and get into investment without any further delays.
I wait your quick response.

This is the attorney contact details
You are to contact the attorney that you want him to re-present you to the bank as the next of kin to Late Guerra so that the bank will transfer the funds in the escrow-core account to you.
You are to send him your ;
Full Name:............
Present Address:.............
Mobile Telephone Number for better communication.

Promise me that you send me back my 50% share as soon as the funds is transferred to your account.

This is the Attorney contact details:
Attorney. Benson Odeh
CHAIRMAN UDEFIAGBON CHAMBERS
E-mail: jacobw1972@outlook.com

Thank you and God bless.
Keep this transaction confidential and keep posted as you contact the Attorney(lawyer). Have a good day.

Regards.
Benson Odeh

On Tue, May 21, 2019 at 6:28 PM Derek Reid <xxx@hotmail.com> wrote:
Hi Mr. Abdullah Al Zahrani,

Thank you for your offer, Mr. Al Zahrani. If I give you the afore mentioned information, does that mean I will be the heir of Guerra Esposito? More importantly, does he happen to have a pet whale that I could inherit? I do love whales, and it would be wonderful if he did have a pet whale that I could enjoy the company of. Regardless, I will accept this offer.

MY DETAILS

(1) Full Name: Mr. Derek Reid

(2) Address: 230 E 21st St, New York, NY 10010

(3) Age: 36

(4) Occupation: Main Director - Eisai Ilithios Capital Management LP

(5) Marital Status: Married

(6) Telephone number: +18003755927

Please respond asap, I am quite excited to learn whether or not this Guerra Esposito was in possession of a pet whale at his untimely death, not that death at any time isn't untimely.

Sincerely,

Mr. Derek Reid


From: Abdullah Al Zahrani <az5104791@gmail.com>
Sent: Tuesday, May 21, 2019 6:38 AM
To: Derek Reid
Subject: Re: Contact

Hello

Thank you for your email. I contacted you for this important opportunity due to the need for someone to stand as the beneficiary of Guerra Esposito and receive this money in his or her account because Guerra Esposito did not have relatives as beneficiary in the fixed deposit contract he had with the bank, and I don't want the bank to confiscate the money he had in a fixed deposit with my bank in 2009 for 36 calendar months, valued at (Twenty Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was in November 2012, because the period for the fixed deposit contract is long overdue and if I don't do anything very fast the bank will confiscate the money, and the bank's board of directors will share the money within themselves.

So I contacted you to present you as the beneficiary of Guerra Esposito since he have no heir i need to present you to my bank as the beneficiary since i was his account officer before his death. I will be very sad and angry if the bank confiscates this fund for their selfish interest when we can benefit from it. I have been working on this for more than four months. And it's only me knows about it. You have to keep this deal confidential.

The management of the bank is ready to approve the money to any Guerra Esposito family who has the correct information about the account. Everything will work out fine. I will offer 50% - 50% for sharing of this fund because I see no reason to be greedy and I expect you to understand that we are working together. I won't be happy to see the sweat of my good friend confiscated and enjoyed by those who don't know how hard he had worked to make the money. I will come to you as soon as the funds are transferred to your bank account.

I need your information to program your name as the rightful beneficiary Guerra Esposito Bank account. Below is my details and I will need your details as listed below.

MY DETAILS

(1) Full Name: Mr. Abdullah Al Zahrani

(2) Address: 19 Salam Street P.O. Box 48231 Abu Dhabi - UAE

(3) Age: 45

(4) Occupation: Banker - Gulf International Bank.

(5) Marital Status: Married

(6) Telephone number: +971554551817

Be informed that I will provide you with all the necessary information and documents to back up this claim as the rightful next of kin/Heir to late Guerra Esposito through the assistance of an attorney here in Abu Dhabi, through the documents I will present you as a relation and business partner to late Guerra Esposito . This is a very smooth operation, with me in the bank it will not last more than 7 workings and the funds will be released and transferred to you. Please be very free to contact me when you have any question, I will be waiting to hear from you also to have the information as listed above so we can start the work immediately.

With Regards,

Mr. Abdullah Al Zahrani

On Mon, May 20, 2019 at 5:55 PM xxx <xxx@hotmail.com> wrote:
Hi there,

Thank you for your offer, Mr. Al Zahrani. If I give you the afore mentioned information, does that mean I will be the heir of Guerra Esposito? More importantly, does he happen to have a pet whale that I could inherit? I do love whales, and it would be wonderful if he did have a pet whale that I could enjoy the company of. Regardless, I will accept this offer.

MY DETAILS

(1) Full Name: Mr. Derek Reid

(2) Address: 230 E 21st St, New York, NY 10010

(3) Age: 36

(4) Occupation: Main Director - Eisai Ilithios Capital Management LP

(5) Marital Status: Married

(6) Telephone number: +18003755927

Please respond asap, I am quite excited to learn whether or not this Guerra Esposito was in possession of a pet whale at his untimely death, not that death at any time isn't untimely.

Sincerely,

Mr. Derek Reid

From: Abdullah Al Zahrani <az5104791@gmail.com>
Sent: Saturday, May 18, 2019 7:29 AM
To:xxx
Subject: Re: Contact

Hello

Thank you for your email. I contacted you for this important opportunity due to the need for someone to stand as the beneficiary of Guerra Esposito and receive this money in his or her account because Guerra Esposito did not have relatives as beneficiary in the fixed deposit contract he had with the bank, and I don't want the bank to confiscate the money he had in a fixed deposit with my bank in 2009 for 36 calendar months, valued at (Twenty Eight Million Five Hundred Thousand United States Dollars) the due date for this deposit contract was in November 2012, because the period for the fixed deposit contract is long overdue and if I don't do anything very fast the bank will confiscate the money, and the bank's board of directors will share the money within themselves.

So I contacted you to present you as the beneficiary of Guerra Esposito since he have no heir i need to present you to my bank as the beneficiary since i was his account officer before his death. I will be very sad and angry if the bank confiscates this fund for their selfish interest when we can benefit from it. I have been working on this for more than four months. And it's only me knows about it. You have to keep this deal confidential.

The management of the bank is ready to approve the money to any Guerra Esposito family who has the correct information about the account. Everything will work out fine. I will offer 50% - 50% for sharing of this fund because I see no reason to be greedy and I expect you to understand that we are working together. I won't be happy to see the sweat of my good friend confiscated and enjoyed by those who don't know how hard he had worked to make the money. I will come to you as soon as the funds are transferred to your bank account.

I need your information to program your name as the rightful beneficiary Guerra Esposito Bank account. Below is my details and I will need your details as listed below.

MY DETAILS

(1) Full Name: Mr. Abdullah Al Zahrani

(2) Address: 19 Salam Street P.O. Box 48231 Abu Dhabi - UAE

(3) Age: 45

(4) Occupation: Banker - Gulf International Bank.

(5) Marital Status: Married

(6) Telephone number WhatsApp only: +971554551817

Be informed that I will provide you with all the necessary information and documents to back up this claim as the rightful next of kin/Heir to late Guerra Esposito through the assistance of an attorney here in Abu Dhabi, through the documents I will present you as a relation and business partner to late Guerra Esposito. This is a very smooth operation, with me in the bank it will not last more than 7 workings and the funds will be released and transferred to you. Please be very free to contact me when you have any question, I will be waiting to hear from you also to have the information as listed above so we can start the work immediately.

With Regards,

Mr. Abdullah Al Zahrani

On Thu, May 16, 2019 at 7:58 AM xxx <xxxx@hotmail.com> wrote:
Sounds interesting. Can you give me more detailed info about it?



From: Ang Swee Kiang Rebecca <rsk.ang@ntu.edu.sg>
Sent: Wednesday, May 15, 2019 4:06 PM
To: az5104791@gib.com
Subject: Re: contact

Compliment of the day,



I was going through your profile on LinkedIn and found your background really worth my attention.



I find it a mutual way to contact you as I am actively looking for a business partner for a good business deal. I want to know if you will be interested in an opportunity for us to work together as business partners, and for a mutual benefit.



If you are interested, kindly write me on my email az5104791@yeah.net for more info.



NB: This deal will not interfere with your present job or business.



Sincerely,



Abdullah Al Zahrani

Chief Investment & Treasury Officer

Gulf International bank

Abu Dhabi - UAE

az5104791@yeah.net

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