我建议Chair别再招老中了

[Scraper]

招白牛难道不是DE&I (diversity, equity, and inclusion)？

Dysfunction, embarrassment, impotent?

[Caravel]

这英文做phd candidate都够呛

[jg51]

impotent －》impotence

Dysfunction, embarrassment, impotent?

[rihai]

牛逼！
尤其英文更牛逼！

今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

[大音希声]

Research track的打分没用。

Tenured 的

[tywodx]

我终于明白为什么巨巨得到广大红脖的热烈拥护了。如果菌版选班长，我一定投扑克草

今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

[Scraper]

impotent －》impotence

thanks！

[Pokerfuker]

牛逼！
尤其英文更牛逼！

属实。

[fyou]

怎么会有人招老钟法考题？？
像颜宁这种，在美帝逛一圈，回国做院士
美帝血亏

[idocare]

看人。

我认识一个来自中东的发考题，开会时交谈过也Email联系过，英文应该更差，而且差不少。

当然这个人的系主任也是中东人。

这英文做phd candidate都够呛

[firecloud]

今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

chair说不定把你换掉呢

[lsheng]

这样的种族歧视者应该解聘。

今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

[ABYSSDRAGON]

应该是kungfuman

[hswmzp]

差评要点名要白牛啊，I strongly suggest 。。。。。。。。。。。。。。。

[sjtuvincent]

这英文有点搞笑

[macarthur]

没提到白妞，系主任都不知道你想要啥。

估摸最后给你招个三哥，做你的二老板。

就是就是，老美讲究有话就说有屁快放，WE WANT A WHITE COW!

[sugarbabylove]

昨天忘回这个主帖了

你把我们kungfuwoman摆在哪里？

[muxiucheng]

哈哈哈，chair转发给HR，把你开掉，再招个小黄人就可以了。

今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

[bakhmut]

小黄男也有marketing方面起步的，做高校高管也不赖，现在

[sugarbabylove]

哈哈哈，chair转发给HR，把你开掉，再招个小黄人就可以了。

他可以去找大街上要饭的白牛