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jg51 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 21:01 招白牛难道不是DE&I (diversity, equity, and inclusion)？

Scraper 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 22:21 Dysfunction, embarrassment, impotent?

Pokerfuker 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 20:38 今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

Pokerfuker 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 22:20 Research track的打分没用。

Pokerfuker 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 20:38 今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

jg51 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 22:54 impotent －》impotence

rihai 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 22:56 牛逼！
尤其英文更牛逼！

Caravel 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 22:22 这英文做phd candidate都够呛

Pokerfuker 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 20:38 今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

Pokerfuker 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 20:38 今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

idocare 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 20:56 没提到白妞，系主任都不知道你想要啥。

估摸最后给你招个三哥，做你的二老板。

Pokerfuker 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 20:38 今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

muxiucheng 写了： 2024年 2月 29日 15:59 哈哈哈，chair转发给HR，把你开掉，再招个小黄人就可以了。