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Pokerfuker 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 20:38 今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

idocare 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 20:56 没提到白妞，系主任都不知道你想要啥。

估摸最后给你招个三哥，做你的二老板。

大音希声 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 21:10 你的系主任会看不起你！只要是老中来faculty面试，我的打分都很好。

pia 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 21:13 叔通常给索南60分，给国女98分

Pokerfuker 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 20:38 今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

Pokerfuker 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 20:38 今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

Fastest 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 21:35 赞这个阴文！

读起来很亲切易懂，而且我发现竟然一个字都无法改动。

mydada 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 21:27 你要建议白妞得明确说

Fastest 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 21:35 赞这个阴文！

读起来很亲切易懂，而且我发现竟然一个字都无法改动。

alps5241 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 21:59 建议让chatgpt 替你写这封email

Pokerfuker 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 20:38 今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

idocare 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 21:58 东亚索南的通病，喜欢白妞，又喜欢藏着掖着，斜眼看人，白妞一看就倒胃口，觉得weird, creepy。

大音希声 写了： 2024年 2月 28日 21:10 你的系主任会看不起你！只要是老中来faculty面试，我的打分都很好。