我建议Chair别再招老中了

[Pokerfuker]

今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

[idocare]

没提到白妞，系主任都不知道你想要啥。

估摸最后给你招个三哥，做你的二老板。

[jg51]

招白牛难道不是DE&I (diversity, equity, and inclusion)？

[pia]

三老中里有一个是弦乐

[大音希声]

今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

你的系主任会看不起你！只要是老中来faculty面试，我的打分都很好。

[faq]

没提到白妞，系主任都不知道你想要啥。

估摸最后给你招个三哥，做你的二老板。

属实

[pia]

你的系主任会看不起你！只要是老中来faculty面试，我的打分都很好。

叔通常给索南60分，给国女98分

[大音希声]

叔通常给索南60分，给国女98分

看来你是外行，评审实行1-5或1-10等级分，不是百分制

[wonderstreet]

哈哈扑克式幽默

[beijingren3]

今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

[mydada]

你要建议白妞得明确说

[Fastest]

今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

赞这个阴文！

读起来很亲切易懂，而且我发现竟然一个字都无法改动。

[huangchong]

赞这个阴文！

读起来很亲切易懂，而且我发现竟然一个字都无法改动。

Presidential English

[idocare]

东亚索南的通病，喜欢白妞，又喜欢藏着掖着，斜眼看人，白妞一看就倒胃口，觉得weird, creepy。

你要建议白妞得明确说

[alps5241]

建议让chatgpt 替你写这封email

[alps5241]

赞这个阴文！

读起来很亲切易懂，而且我发现竟然一个字都无法改动。

非常优美的chinglish 写作

[idocare]

哪就没有楼主特色了。

建议让chatgpt 替你写这封email

[TSG]

今年5个candidate, 三个老中cns+r grant, 一个烙印pnas+fellowship, 一个白牛2篇jbc。

我觉得我们系一个老中就够了，不能再招了。想建议chair招那个白牛。

下午写了一封email，copy paste 如下：

Dear Professor Chair,

Let me tell you something, okay? We've got one kongfuman in the department, and that's enough, believe me. Bringing in another one? That's a disaster waiting to happen. It'll make our department look weak, and we can't have that. We're all about strength and winning, we need to make our department great again.

Best regards,
Dr. Pokerfuker

你这英语也就能在拉盛凑合过活吧 lol

[mydada]

东亚索南的通病，喜欢白妞，又喜欢藏着掖着，斜眼看人，白妞一看就倒胃口，觉得weird, creepy。

说不定有的白妞就爱这口呢

[Pokerfuker]

你的系主任会看不起你！只要是老中来faculty面试，我的打分都很好。

Research track的打分没用。