国内最好的就是性生活开放

[pureleaf123]

约个炮就像吃个饭一样

打完炮该干嘛干嘛

[godblessyou]

熟食，豪哥基本夜夜筱歌

[keystone0504]

书回国也发现，同学介绍一个大学教师，约了几次，就带书去她的公寓，书本来以为还得泡一段时间才能开干，没想到她很主动，但书没思想准备没带套，没办成事儿

[细胞圈]

美国不是性解放吗？在街上大庭广众之下就开干

[gtm54]

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[ABYSSDRAGON]

[gtm54]

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[ABYSSDRAGON]

你中式英文练得如何了？
我们继续？

China has now forbidden wearing bikini on the street. That doesn’t look like an open attitude to sex.

[gtm54]

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[ABYSSDRAGON]

"You aren’t my parents, neither are they."
你让大家说说，
你这话的意思，是不是
你不是我父母，他们也不是（我父母）？

你这没人养的，认不认错？

Lol
You pick up some random sentence out of the context and twist its meaning. I don’t even want to talk to you.

[gtm54]

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[ABYSSDRAGON]

你啥上下文阿。就是半吊子。
你这水平，根本就不能正常对话。

Then don’t. Leave me alone.

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[ABYSSDRAGON]

我就看着你光屁股丢人。
你这中式英文真让书开心不已。

Like I said, this means I need to practice more. Than you for encouraging me to speak English here.

[gtm54]

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[ABYSSDRAGON]

是，你光屁股转圈好看，书待会儿给你刻棒棒糖。

Watch me.

[gtm54]

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[ABYSSDRAGON]

你是要奔吗？办公室不宜？

Lol
That’s what I thought. You are not good at English. You should do like what I am doing: practice more.

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[ABYSSDRAGON]

你那用法是大鸡巴黑人的俚语，书当然不知道。
书是古典英式英语。
你就是和街边的黑人处多了才那些黑话。

Yeah, yeah, I know. The translation software doesn’t work on slangs, right?