要是小黄人把美国绝密文件带会家，得判20年吧？

[beijingren3]

[beijingren3]

I want him to stand a podium and give Nixon's speech...

" The American people deserve to know their President is not a crook"...

...so I can die laughing.

[kazan]

要是包叔把鳖国绝密文件带回家，会发生什么？

[beijingren3]

Politicians are expected to obey the laws, like every other U.S. Citizen in this country.

[lsheng]

有可能。这种也是看人下菜的。

[beijingren3]

有可能。这种也是看人下菜的。

[beijingren3]

有可能。这种也是看人下菜的。

[beijingren3]

Since people normally go to jail for miss handling classified documents, each person should go to jail for one day for every classified document they confiscate.

[Scraper]

鸡巴毛都摸不到，还想带回家？

[jojoyz]

毋庸置疑，当然小黄人接触机密文件机会不大，更别说白宫级别的

[beijingren3]

鸡巴毛都摸不到，还想带回家？

那FBI抓的那些小黄人都是为了啥？

[chyang]

黄皮就是原罪！